Wednesday, 08 July 2009

  • Jokes To Offend - Cosby Kids

       Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
       A: Alive

       Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
       A: They make the African people lay down and have every other one smile.

       Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
       A: A Basketball player.

       Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
       A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

       Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
       A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

       Q: Why are all black people fast?
       A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

       Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
       A: The first grade.

       Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
       A: Antique air conditioner

       Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
       A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

       A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

       A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia with a truck-load of bowling balls. In this town there are 2 state troopers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitchhiking. He picks up the little boy, but tells him, "You can't ride up here, but you can ride in the back." So he puts the little black boy and his bike in the back and gets back on the interstate. The two state cops see him again and pull him over. They start looking for something to write him up for.
       They can't find anything so they are about to let him go when one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back; opens the doors; slams them back; and goes back up to the truck driver. The cop, whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, says, "Get the hell out of my town; get the hell out of my state; get the hell out of my county; and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves.
       When the troopers get back into the car, one looks at the other and says, "What the hell did you see back there?" The other says, "That guy was carrying a truck-load of black babies... and one had already hatched and stolen a bike!"

       Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
       A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.

       Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
       A: A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

       Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
       A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

       Q: Why was the black child crying?
       A: He had diarrhea and thought he was melting

       A slave was driving his White owner to the market place in a horse-drawn carriage. As they traveled North along the road, they started to come upon an intersection with a stop sign. Coming towards them from the East was another carriage. The slave was worried because if he slowed to stop, the owner would know he knew how to read; and he'd be in deep trouble. So, deciding to not risk it, he pushed on and both carriages crashed.
       After climbing out of the wreckage, the owner began to hit the slave and screamed: "Why the FUCK didn't you stop, Nigger?!"
       The slave looked up at him and responded: "I saw dat dere octogon shape and didn know what it meant sah..."
       The owner looked down at him and said: "Who the fuck taught you about OCTOGONS?!"

       Coming Next Week:
       Jokes To Offend - Snowballing

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